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Political Strip Poker : Episode 244 – Comedy Show Jay Hind!

February 5th, 2012

(telecast date 2nd February, 2012) In this “poker faced” Episode : The Up elections are totally in the Twilight Zone – see why as Sumeet interviews Mayawati’s Elephant. Next up: Did Sumeet Raghvan predict SRK will slap Shirish Kunder? Find out in our new segment Bollywood Thappad! Then : Rahul gandhi has started a Magazine and guess what God has endorsed it! Seriously!!! And last but not the least – In Laid Night News : Why has young Sandeep been cheated after spending so much on a New Year Party? Segment 1: Elephant Erection & Election Jay Hind! Episode 243 : Segment 1 – The Up elections are totally in the Twilight Zone – see why as Sumeet interviews Mayawati’s Elephant. Segment 2 : Bollywood Thappad Jay Hind! Episode 243 : Segment 2 – Did Sumeet Raghvan predict SRK will slap Shirish Kunder? Find out in our new segment Bollywood Thappad! Segment 3 : Why God Loves Rahul Gandhi Jay Hind! Episode 243 : Segment 3 – Rahul gandhi has started a Magazine and guess what God has endorsed it! Seriously!!! Segment 4 : Cheated in New Year Party : A LNN Report Jay Hind! Episode 243 : Segment 4 – In Laid Night News : Why has young Sandeep been cheated after spending so much on a New Year Party?

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Alesana – Alchemy Sounded Good At The Time [Lyrics] [HQ]

January 21st, 2012

Alesana On Frail Wings Of Vanity And Wax Lyrics: This the oldest story in the book… he desires the one thing he cannot have… my darling queen, I lay myself at your feet and I shall stay the hands of fate wind cries out, heavens boil above voicing discontent to my sins I have found the way to trick the ferryman I have deceived the ancient Gods cold flesh lends to me its secrets for a price too high I shudder at what I have done each day brings me closer to you, my tragic victory darling queen I lay at your feet… chills take me as she wakes, throat gasps tainted breath I’ve reclaimed you my stolen bride can your soul forgive my crimes of passion? I would not close the casket; I’m so consumed by your pain faint screams echo through the night… cold flesh lends to me its secrets for a price too high I shudder at what I have done each day brings me closer to you, my tragic victory the pains of death can no longer haunt you as the dawning sky brings forth one forsaken thought death can not win for I now dwell in the palace of decay and I shall stay the hands of fate night descends, sinews twitch my pale queen finally stands to taste silent lips now cursed with her love cold flesh lends to me its secrets for a price too high I shudder at what I have done each day brings me closer to you, my tragic victory

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Autotune Presets.avi

January 9th, 2012

FL Studio 9.0 How to Make robot sounds easy

December 12th, 2011

Strip Poker commercial banned

October 22nd, 2011

strip poker commercial! banned

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4 Girls playing Strip Poker…

October 19th, 2011

Ladies Night…4 Girls playing Strip Poker…Honey, give me your Keys…Please ;) PS: Thanks 2 the Producer of this Video Shaun Spalding aka KingOfVersailles! PPS: Sorry… But this video contains no strip-tease;-)

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Silverstein – My Heroine [LYRICS] [HQ]

September 7th, 2011

Silverstein Discovering the Waterfront Lyrics The drugs begin to peak A smile of joy arrives in me But sedation changes to panic and nausea And breath starts to shorten And heartbeats pound softer You won’t try to save me! You just want to hurt me and leave me desperate! You taught my heart, a sense I never knew I had. I can forget, the times that I was Lost and depressed from the awful truth How do you do it? You’re my heroine! You won’t leave me alone! Chisel my heart out of stone, I give in everytime. You taught my heart, a sense I never knew I had I can forget, the times that I was Lost and depressed from the awful truth How do you do it? You’re my heroine! I bet you laugh, at the thought of me thinking for myself. (myself) I bet you believe, that I’m better off with you than someone else. Your face arrives again, all hope I had becomes surreal. But under your covers more torture than pleasure And just past your lips there’s more anger than laughter Not now or forever will I ever change you I know that to go on, I’ll break you, my habit! You taught my heart, a sense I never knew I had. I can forget, the times when I was Lost and depressed from the awful truth How do you do it? You’re my heroine! I will save myself!

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Strip Poker – The Chris and Paul Show

September 5th, 2011

A game of strip poker goes horribly wrong. CREDITS Created by: Chris O’Neill, Paul Valenti, and Nick Mathis Written by: Chris O’Neill and Paul Valenti Producer: Nick Mathis Associate Producer: Donella Reid Director: Nick Mathis Cinematographer: Nick Mathis Editor: Nick Mathis

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Senses Fail – Buried a Lie [LYRICS] [HQ]

August 22nd, 2011

Senses Fail Let It Enfold You Lyrics Rest in peace girl, your death is such a shame The paper said a bullet got in your way But I smell foul play, possible poisoning I had to bring you in for questioning I went to your grave, dug up your body Brought it to my house, where you lay So let’s play doctor babe We’ll operate today Incisions must be made You could help solve this case For me… I headed downtown, to share what I had found It’s not a suicide, it’s a crime I have a witness, it’s clearly evident There had to be someone else present At the time of death, poisons in stomach How could she pull it, if she’s dead? So let’s play doctor babe We’ll operate today Incisions must be made You could help solve this case We need a scalpel now Under white lights you lay We’ve got to hurry up Before the flesh decays Away…away I’ll catch the murderer And send him away I’ll get the evidence From your last day Your last day…[x3] So let’s play doctor babe We’ll operate today Incisions must be made You could help solve this case We need a scalpel now Under white lights you lay We’ve got to hurry up Before the flesh decays Away…away

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Strip Poker [Original Observational Humorous Spoken Word]

August 19th, 2011